Film (12:39) with 50 photographs
Preview Image for Landlady. Alex Reynolds bends over the sofa, her denim shorts pulled down to show her red bottom, as Pandora Blake stands next to her, holding a wooden spoon

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Alex has been keeping a cat without her landlady's consent. A surprise visit leads to big trouble, and Alex chooses to experience some old-fashioned discipline rather than find a new home.

In this scene I asked Alex if she'd be willing to help me re-create an experience from my real life, with her playing me, and me playing the role of my landlord (or landlady, in the case of this film). Apart from the spanking, this actually happened. I hadn't obtained permission for my cat when I moved into my new home. I planned to ask about it at some point, pretending I was getting the cat for the first time, but before I did so my landlord paid me a visit to fix a broken blind.

He'd said he'd come round later that afternoon, and I was planning to hoover the place and set the cat up nice and comfy in the shed for an hour or so in time for his arrival. He showed up in the morning, however, and I barely had time to shove the cat and her litter box in my bedroom before letting him in.

One of the first questions he asked me was, "So where's the cat?" Turns out that without having hoovered, the cat fur everywhere was a dead giveaway. What can I say – she sheds a lot.

The dialogue in this is pretty much true to life, apart from the fact that in real life he let the matter drop, fixed my blind (when we picked it from where it had fallen onto the floor, the catnip mouse was on the carpet underneath it, plain as day; that would have been obvious even if I had hoovered, but he didn't mention it), and went away without saying a thing about it. He still hasn't called me on the fact I was blatantly trying to hide the fact I had a cat, but I felt guilty about it for weeks.

Initially I thought I might re-create this scene with me playing myself and enjoy a bit of catharsis for my misbehaviour, but we needed a domestic scene when I shot with Alex at my place, and I decided to go with this one. It meant that Alex got to star in a video alongside Fatface, who is her favourite spanking performer ever. It also gave rise to this superlative image, which is possibly my favourite photo of all time and which still makes me laugh whenever I see it.

Alex and Fatface formed a close connection during filming and are now bonded for life. No cats were harmed in the making of this video.

Photography: Nimue Allen

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Landlady - Behind the Scenes

Behind the scenes during the shooting of Landlady, including unscripted cat escape, everyone on set cracking up, unused footage, and way more flubs and outtakes than usual from Pandora including cushion error, falling coat, and flubbing her dialogue a ridiculous number of times.


20 Responses

  1. Now how come I never had any landladies like that when I was younger? Sensational video with two excellent performances (actually three including Fatface).

  2. My first thought was that you should have used a cat o’nine tails on Alex. However I doubt if many landladies would have them (a sales opportunity?). So the wooden spoon is a good idea. Hopefully there’ll be a sequel after the landlady’s next visit.

  3. Awww, Alex really strikes me as cat lover. Lovely to see you in a new dominant role Pandora. Some lovely photo captures of Alex’s spankable bottom.

  4. Did you do anything to incur your landlady’s wrath then, John? ๐Ÿ™‚ What was your housekeeping like when you were younger? I’m sure this landlady has other tenants, male and female – perhaps this should be the start of a series!

    Fatface is a star performer – even if she does seem incapable of following directions not to look at the camera!

  5. Room to swing a cat o’nine tails? In a London flat? Optimistic!

    The wooden spoon is a favourite old implement of Alex’s – I think it might have been the first one she ever bought for herself. Proof how kinky she is – that thing is evil!

  6. I love Alex’s bottom, it is one of my favourites. She’s a cat lover generally I think, but her and Fatface do seem to have a particularly special relationship. Find by me – I need *some* way to lure her back for future visits ๐Ÿ˜‰

  7. The behind the scenes was so damn cute. I miss you guys so badly! Mostly Fatface, though. ๐Ÿ˜€

  8. I’m proud of myself for keeping up with the behind the scenes videos lately, although there are still a bunch missing that I need to go back and fill in sometime.

    Maybe I should knit a new Fatface out of her shed fur and post it to you? Every time I groom her it’s like a whole other cat.

  9. Awwwww, Alex is so naturally shy and guilty. I wish Pandora had been a little nicer to her. I don’t mean of course that Alex should not still be given a bare bottom spanking! Looking plumper and lovelier than ever hun! ๐Ÿ˜‰
    I liked the Spanking Therapy one between Pandora and Alex much more than this.

  10. Ha, you want Pandora to start a SFW brand where she threatens punishment รƒยขรขโ€šยฌร‚ยฆ but doesn’t go through with it? ๐Ÿ™‚

  11. That would be hilarious! And hey – since they’d be totally WS we could put them all on Facebook and YouTube! Great for SEO ๐Ÿ˜‰

  12. Ha! Just noticed picture 8, which is probably one of my favourite things ever.

  13. Haha! Picture 4 is my and Alex’s favourite, but yeah, me looking quizzical while holding a cat toy is pretty good also ๐Ÿ˜€

  14. On review, Alex has a fabulous bum โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ So big and wobblesome!

    Not sure if I’ve seen your bums exposed together Pandora ๐Ÿ˜€

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