My Tight Suit Trousers

Blake has a new office job, and they want to look their best – but are their brand new navy blue suit trousers just a little too tight around the bottom? You’re invited to help them figure it out as they bend and stretch for the camera to see just how tight they really are. Set off perfectly by a glossy pair of towering spike heels, naturally.

All that crawling around on the rug gets their new trousers a little dusty, of course – and what better way to deal with it than giving them a good brushing down? The trouble is, there are other uses for a heavy wooden brush like that – other deeply distracting uses that aren’t appropriate for the workplace at all…