Miss Havering’s Unfinished Business

£6.99

Everyone’s favourite schoolteacher of dubious morality is beginning in medias res this week, with her errant secretary stretched out over her lap. There isn’t time to finish up the punishment right away, so poor Felicity has to spend the whole day knowing she’ll be spanked red hot again before teatime.

Alas, a woman as fond of the strap as our Miss Havering suffers not so much from ‘tennis elbow’ as she does from ‘spanker’s shoulder’, and before long she realises she’ll have to call for reinforcements. Isn’t it a good thing that new school groundskeeper Mr. Greene is working away outside!

Not least because there’s been a small discrepancy with his wages that clearly deserves some recompense…