We already know how the Headmaster of this school treats the naughty boys who end up in his office. He was here just a few weeks ago, cane in one hand and cock in the other, describing the punishments he doles out in excruciating detail. He doesn’t take the same approach with the girls, though - of course he doesn’t! He’s not a monster. Girls get detention instead, maybe a light strapping across the hands in extreme circumstances.

Only now here’s a particularly mouthy young lady sat pouting in his office, surly and unrepentant, demanding to be punished like a boy. So what’s a man to do? Wouldn’t refusal be a little sexist, after all?

So she’ll get her cane-strokes; twelve of the best, red-ridged welts that she can feel for a fortnight. And then she’ll get her real punishment, the one nobody talks about outside the Headmaster’s office. Because punishing naughty boys is his favourite thing to do, you see, and it does so much excite him...