The judge has found you guilty as charged, and you’ve been assigned a correctional officer whose job it is to carry out your sentence. Much to your concern, though, what you haven’t been assigned is a punishment. You’re in for a beating alright, but what with and how harsh is entirely up to your correctional officer’s discretion.

Officer Blake is dedicated to the job, and to the task at hand - and, upon discovering your particular crime, seems to have taken against you rather. Listen in as she explains in technicolour detail exactly what she’s about to do: the position you’ll be in, the agonies you’ll go through, the way your skin will look and feel at the end.

Will she let you go after your initial birching, or will you be kept behind for the strap and the paddle and the cane?